Kid's joke

TEACHER: MARIA, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: TOM, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TOM : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
TOM : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: Kassim not only chopped down his father's coconut tree, but also admitted it. Now, Ali, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Ali: Because Kassim still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: JAMES , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
JAMES : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: SITI, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
SITI: A teacher